I Punched Myself in the Eye: Stories of Self-sabotage, Imperfection, and Perfect, Amazing Grace

<b><em>"Epiphanies never call ahead for a reservation"</em> -Pamela Capone, "messayist"</b><p>Imagine looking in the mirror, barely awake in the morning. You open one eye and see the other, black, as in a shiner-and then you recall that you'd punched yourself in the eye during a dream that night!</p><p><b>Welcome to Pamela Capone's wacky world.</b></p><p>In this collection of 65 personal, stand-alone essays, you will be entertained by her colloquial, quirky style, and surprised by the truths revealed. Putting her "quirk to work," she blends humor and depth.</p><p>An easy, transparent read, <em>I Punched Myself in the Eye</em> will appeal to anyone looking for a chuckle with a twist. You will end up not only with that, but so much more.Key themes are seizing the day, humanity, grace, faith and messages from a higher power. Some of the true-life stories are downright hilarious, and a few are piercingly poignant, revealing old truths with fresh insight.</p><p>Mostly they are about receiving understanding in the nonsense, epiphanies in unexpected places, redemption in everyday life. She shows that revelation from above can come many ways-a gardener's humble truck, an "overlapper" on a plane from Guatemala, a subway musician, or a little boy who needs his button buttoned. The more you believe it's possible, the more it is.</p><p>Author and essayist Pamela Capone has a unique, contagious perspective on the world. Capone tells stories of love, empowerment, faith, and family. IndieReader says, <em>"Pamela Capone must be a riot at parties. She can turn the most mundane details of a day into witty poetry, and find a way to connect it all to God's higher plan for us."</em></p><p>Enjoy this collection of non-linear "messays," which as Capone says, "means you're free to move about the cabin."</p><p><b>Click the "Look Inside" feature to begin reading the first few of these punchy essays. </b>Available in Kindle or paperback.</p>